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BEEF DADDY

BEEF DADDY

Regular price $17.00 USD
Regular price $25.00 USD Sale price $17.00 USD
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Introducing the most iconic, paradigm-shifting wardrobe staple of the 21st century: the BEEF DADDY t-shirt! It's time to yeet your old, basic tees out the window and make room for this absolute unit of a garment.

Emblazoned with the words "BEEF DADDY" in a font that screams "I'm quirky, but also an enigma," this t-shirt is the ultimate flex for anyone who's ever binged a Netflix series in a single night or spent way too many hours on TikTok (we see you, fellow night owls).

Made from 100% eco-friendly sarcasm and a blend of cotton so soft you'll swear it was handpicked by a team of gentle alpacas, this t-shirt is the ultimate expression of your commitment to irony, dad jokes, and low-key flexing. It's like wearing a meme on your chest, but make it fashion.

Rock your BEEF DADDY tee with your fave pair of sweatpants, jeans, or that overpriced thrift store find you're still trying to justify. It's the perfect conversation starter for those "U up?" texts, Zoom calls, or even IRL (remember those?) encounters. It's like telling the world, "I'm a paradox, but also, I'm too online and probably need a nap."

 

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Oh, snap! This one-of-a-kind, ultra-personalized product is whipped up just for you the moment your eager fingers hit that "Order" button. So yeah, it might take a hot minute to reach your doorstep, but trust us – it's worth the wait! 🕒

Why? 'Cause creating these bespoke beauties on demand, rather than cranking 'em out in bulk, helps us curb the nasty habit of overproduction (Mother Earth says thank you 🌎💚). So, go ahead and pat yourself on the back for making some seriously eco-conscious purchasing decisions. We stan a thoughtful shopper! 👏

By choosing this product, you're not only scoring a unique piece that's chef's kiss perfection, but you're also helping us keep the planet a little greener. Talk about a win-win, amirite? So, thanks a bunch for being an Earth-saving, trendsetting, slow-fashion superhero. You rock! 🌟
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